Hollywood’s most well-endowed celebrities: Bill Hader, more

Big names, even bigger packages.

Rachel Bilson has raunchily revealed she misses her ex-boyfriend Bill Hader’s “big d–k” — but he’s not the only celeb purported to be packing. He’s just the latest addition to Hollywood’s infamous D-list.

The oversharing “OC” alum, 40, made the dirty declaration during an episode of her “Broad Ideas” podcast on Monday — adding her former flame’s name to a long list of allegedly hung Hollywood hunks.

Hader, 44, has now joined the likes of Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm, said to be similarly sizable in the downstairs department.

But today’s stars face some seriously stiff competition from golden age icons, such as Charlie Chaplin, Milton Berle and Fatty Arbuckle, all of whom boasted bulging members, according to Old Hollywood lore.

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Pete Davidson, however, is perhaps the world’s most well-known well-endowed man, with ex Ariana Grande tweeting in 2018 that the “SNL” cast member was in possession of a penis measuring “like 10 inches.”

Rachel Bilson is pictured with ex-boyfriend Bill Hader at the 2020 Golden Globes. The actress’ raunchy revelation about Hader’s huge manhood has him joining a long list of hungry Hollywood hunks.

The sexed-up songstress quickly deleted her raunchy revelation, but not before Davidson quickly became associated with “BDE”. The acronym, which stands for “Big D–k Energy,” has been defined as “the loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn’t have to tell anyone about it.”

Intrigue about Davidson’s dong was what initially attracted ex Kim Kardashian, who told People earlier this year: “I wasn’t even thinking like, ‘Oh my God, I’m gonna be in a relationship with him.’ I was just thinking, ‘Heard about this BDE, need to get out there.'”

However, Davidson isn’t the only one actor with an enormous appendage — with several other loose-lipped ladies leaking the names of similarly hung Hollywood hotties.

Back in 2006, the appropriately-named Janice Dickinson boldly claimed that “Taken” star Liam Neeson had “the biggest penis of any man alive.”

The former supermodel, now aged 67, later doubled down on her claim, thirstily telling Star magazine in 2011: “It was like an Evian bottle fell out of his pants.”

“The earth shook,” she continued emphatically. “Oh my God, you don’t understand. I swallowed my tongue. I was so shocked. This was way before he was famous, too.”

“Evian bottle”: Thirsty Janice Dickinson compared Liam Neeson’s manhood to a drinking device.
“Monster”: Dame Judi Dench couldn’t help but gush over her “Casino Royale” co-star’s enormous asset.
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Meanwhile, Dame Judi Dench told the Daily Star in 2006 that she caught sight of Daniel Craig’s penis while on the set of their James Bond movie — and it was more than 007 inches.

“It was an absolute monster,” the octogenarian eight-time Oscar nominee shockingly stated, before quickly adding: “Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How uncouth of me!”

Craig, 54, is among a number of other British heartthrobs also said to be boasting bulging members.

Victoria Beckham, 48, once bragged that her soccer star hubby David, 47, had a “huge one,” enthusing in an interview: “It’s like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

David Beckham in one of his legendary undies ads from 2013.
David Beckham in one of his legendary undies ads from 2013.
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“Tractor exhaust pipe”: David Beckham boasts a massive member, according to his smitten wife Victoria.

Meanwhile, Charlize Theron, 47, also spoke out about her “Prometheus” co-star Michael Fassbender’s big penis, describing it as a “revelation” during a 2012 speech.

“I’m available to work with it anytime,” the actress quipped. Audiences certainly knew what Theron was talking about, with Fassbender, 45, flaunting his impressive asset in the movie “Shame,” which hit cinemas a year earlier.

“A revelation”: Michael Fassbender showed off his penis in “Shame,” with the asset also impressing his “Prometheus” co-star Charlize Theron.
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Willem Dafoe, 67, has similarly been seen on celluloid showing off his extra-large penis, going nude for a theater show back in the 1980s. Footage of the full frontal moment has been doing the rounds on the internet, and his one-time co-star Dana Delany has confirmed Dafoe’s dong is just as impressive in real life.

Delany — who filmed a sex scene alongside Dafoe in the steamy ’90s thriller “Light Sleeper” — said the star got an erection on set.

“One line we had in our nude scene was ‘Quite an erection you have there.’ And it truly was,” Delany, 66, gushed.

“Hung like a horse”: Jamie Foxx is among the Hollywood names purported to have a prominent package.

Elsewhere, Jamie Foxx, 54, has also earned his place in Hollywood’s hung hall of fame, with “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Garcelle Beauvais speaking out about the endowed actor.

“He’s hung like a horse,” Beauvais, 55, revealed earlier this year. “It’s just like ‘holy crap!'”

Foxx isn’t the only Oscar winner to be in possession of another coveted trophy.

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“Praetorian Guard’s helmet”: Oscar winner Jared Leto is said to have a bigger penis than any male porn star.

Adult entertainer Corina Taylor, 42, claimed she broke up with Jared Leto, 50, back in 2002, saucily saying: “I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the most I ever had to work with. There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.”

The late transgender actress Alexis Arquette — who died from a heart attack at 47 in 2016 after battling HIV for 29 years — once remarked on Leto’s large penis, saying she slept with the star prior to her transition.

Arquette admitted to being impressed by what she saw, saying: “It’s not only massive, it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”

Meanwhile, Leonardo DiCaprio, 47, is also packing, according to 1990s video vixen Bobbie Brown, who allegedly hooked up with the “Titanic” heartthrob when he was in his early 20s.

“I unbuttoned his jeans and tugged down on his boxers,” Brown, now 52, ​​wrote in her 2013 tell-all tome “Dirty Rocker Boys.” “What I saw made me gasp.” It made no sense. The kid put Tommy Lee to shame.”

“Made me gasp”: Leonard DiCaprio is concealing a giant penis, according to one loose-lipped one-night stand.
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The Mötley Crüe drummer last week posted a full-frontal naked selfie on Instagram.
The Mötley Crüe drummer last week posted a full-frontal naked selfie on Instagram.

Indeed, 59-year-old Mötley Crüe musician Tommy Lee — whom Brown previously dated — is also widely known for his prominent package.

Last week, the raunchy rocker even posted a nude selfie showing off his enormous asset on Instagram, captioning the snap of his Mötley member “Ooooopppsss.” It was quickly deleted — but not before sparking a debate about “double standards” involving female celebrity nudist Britney Spears.

Meanwhile, a slew of other allegedly well-endowed stars are far more coy, keeping their private parts concealed.

Jon Hamm has been snapped going commando in paparazzi pics, sending female fans into a frenzy. However, the Emmy nominated “Mad Men” and “The Morning Show” star did not exactly welcome the wealth of below-the-belt conspiracy theories.

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason, I’m wearing pants, for f—’s sake. Lay off,” Hamm, 51, told Rolling Stone in 2019. “I mean, it’s not like I’m af—ing a lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world — but when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c–k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal… But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Jon Hamm has been seen going commando in paparazzi pics, sending female fans into a frenzy.
Jon Hamm is reportedly been seen going commando in paparazzi pics, sending fans into a frenzy of conspiracy theories about his you know what.
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“Salvation” star James Woods, 75, has also been snapped sporting a big bulge, with the actor once joking that his member was so long that he super-glued the super-sized asset to his ankle. Meanwhile, far from a braggart, “The Leftovers” star Justin Theroux said having pictures of feeling bulge go viral felt “like having someone yank your shorts down in public.” As he told Elle in 2016: “It has the appearance of a compliment but it’s more mortifying than anything else.”

However, being hung in Hollywood is nothing new — with several classic film stars said to have sported sizable penises.

“Sun Valley Serenade” star Milton Berle — who died at 93 in 2012 — was believed to be blessed with a whopper, after actress Jackée Harry, 66, compared his manhood to the thoroughbred racehorse Seabiscuit.

Silent film star Charlie Chaplin made noise in Tinseltown with talk of his giant penis.
Silent film star Charlie Chaplin made noise in Tinseltown with talk of his giant penis.
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Meanwhile, silent film star Charlie Chaplin made noise with talk about his large penis, purportedly dubbed “the eighth wonder of the world.” The “Little Tramp” icon took that over-the-top rumor to the grave when he passed on at 88 in 1977.

Fatty Arbuckle in 1922. His infamous member was rumored to be a deadly weapon.
Silent film star Fatty Arbuckle in 1922. His infamous member was rumored to be a deadly weapon.
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And disgraced star Fatty Arbuckle was rumored to have a penis so big that it could have caused the death of silent film star, Virginia Rappe at age 30.

The actress died in 1921 after suffering from a ruptured bladder and second peritonitis. Arbuckle — who died in his sleep of a heart attack in 1933 — was arrested amid tawdry tabloid headlines and put on trial for rape and manslaughter, before eventually being exonerated in 1922.

However, some insiders remained unconvinced, asserting that “the delicate starlet’s bladder had been burst by Arbuckle’s gigantic penis.” Arbuckle died in 1933 at 46.


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